Jimbo Jones

134 Rocket Science Way

Apt. 27B

Out There, NW 00001


Dear Fool,

You have won a million, trillion dollars!!!!! In laminated game money, that is. Please contact us to collect your prize at +1 888 555 1212. Shipping and handling fees of up to ten thousand dollars may be required to collect your prize.


the prize committee (we prys your money away from you!)