Jimbo Jones

134 Rocket Science Way

Apt. 27B

Out There, NW 00001

USA

Dear Fool,

You have won a million, trillion dollars!!!!! In laminated game money, that is. Please contact us to collect your prize at +1 888 555 1212. Shipping and handling fees of up to ten thousand dollars may be required to collect your prize.

Hahahaha!

the prize committee (we prys your money away from you!)